What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:13

Octopussy
The Man with the Golden Gun
-J W Pepper
As a woman, what would be you response to a male friend’s offer of a full body massage?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Has anyone ever made you take off your shirt?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
What is the meaning of "ero" in Japanese?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Goldfinger
From Russia With Love
-”Ah so!”
Live and Let Die
Who was the most ignorant American you have ever met?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Have you ever dealt with a Christian narcissist?
You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
Does a person with schizophrenia hear voices?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
A View to a Kill
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?